How to Avoid Being on the Next Episode of Snapped (A Common Sense Survival Guide from Colonel Mustard and Her Trusty Butter Knife) Let’s face it: life has a way of testing your patience. Maybe it’s the endless parade of “Reply All” emails, the neighbor who mows the lawn at 6 a.m. on a Saturday, or the bank that insists you’re too “risky” for a $700 mortgage but has no problem watching you shell out