Cops vs. Cartel: Two Sides of the Same Shady Coin (Or: Why Colonel Mustard Keeps Her Butter Knife Handy at All Times) Let’s play a little game of “Spot the Difference.” On one side, you’ve got the cartel—infamous, feared, and technically illegal. On the other, you’ve got the cops—official, respected (on paper), and technically legal. But honestly? Sometimes the only real difference is one has a badge